Time For Christmas Cheer?

 

It's that time of year.

The time for cheer.

Christmas is near.

Unless fat guys you fear.

Then out goes the cheer,

Replaced by fear.

Like any other time of year.

After all, the end is near.

All around the sphere.

The end is near.

Near and dear.

But Christmas is here.

So forget the near.

Go for the cheer.

Unless you still fear.

Then stay right here.

Or drink many a beer.

Could take away the fear.

May make cheer appear.

Or make you lose your career.

So maybe just adhere.

Go with the cheer.

Only this time of year.

The rest the end is near.

Hoard all tp near.

Scream and run in fear.

Go and shed many a tear.

Don't move from first gear.

At least until this time of year.

Then it is time for Christmas cheer.

So let all near hear.

Fly free with the cheer.

It is crystal clear.

The cheer is here.

Listen for the jingle of reindeer.

Get out there and be a profiteer.

Sell and maybe later volunteer.

That part could be unclear.

So stick to selling Christmas cheer.

It's the sticking point for this time of year.

You humans sure are a strange bunch. Maybe just out to lunch. Or out to supper in the dark. That could be why you miss the mark. All happy and cheery for a month or so. Then what? Back to ra ra ra you go. That's all you got in you? One month of cheer is all that's true? Do you only get cheery because of a fat guy? Are you going to lie? If fat guys are your thing, okay. Enjoy the cheer that comes your way. But remember not to buck the system. Someone may find you and slowly twist em. You can't be cheery after it is over and done. You have to go back to fear and stray away from fun. You have to get on social media and give all sass. Pffft humans really are strange to my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy life, forget the strife.