The cat hasn't given you a chance at love for a while, and with the holiday coming I figured I'd turn that dial. So here we are with more nuts for you. I think it gets scary each time I view.
luv my pets like me
Hmm isn't that what they call freaky?
eat to impress
Sorry, no table cloths for a dress.
Gone for apples and butter
Doesn't that make ones heart flutter?
Built Ford Tough
So fix or repair daily some stuff?
Beer daze and knights
I think you went on one too many beer flights.
Here I am if you love
So if I like you move or shove?
Life is short not to spend it with someone
So it shrinks and prevents fun?
Want to be a chapter in my tell all book?
Do I get royalties and first look?
What a cute dog. Your okay to.
At least you spelled dog right at your zoo.
fishing4wheeling
Are you that hard up for tires you have to go a reeling?
Got Milk? How about a date?
Sorry, think you're looking for the wrong kind of mate.
The glass is alawys half dull.
Did it get picked at by a gull?
Say something in reference to how horny you are.
Hmm couldn't you just go to a bar?
I'm a profesional career.
You might want to look into that, dear.
Find happiness without
Who let the fortune cookie give a shout?
Be a fountain, not a drain.
Bah, stuck in fortune cookie lane.
Stay silver pony boy
Whatever brings you joy.
Taking a peak.
Damn, that will be hard to sneak.
Must love naps 3
Is that a new band not known to me?
The paranormal take up much of my space.
Should one carry a can of mace?
And there you go. You have plenty to choose from at your show. Any strike you as fun? Most make one want to run. But you could steal a peak with ghosts. Be a chapter in a book while another boasts. Don't they sound grand? Did I see a hand? I think I'd rather walk across glass. But I'll avoid that too with my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
Ninja attack!
ReplyDeleteGood amorning Alex
DeleteNinja attack
at the cat’s shack
I have to slip in now and then and remind people the Ninja is always watching, waiting...
DeleteHank is no longer king, two misses in a row
DeleteHank is off track
DeleteGot the ninja attack
Slipping in on time
Not a wannabe crime
T
ReplyDeleteT for two
Deleteas I sing the blues
Be a fountain not a drain
DeleteThis one I have heard before, I even saw it outside a church once in big letters on their service board...
T beats three
DeleteBut still no one for T
Heard it too
Eye rolls at my zoo
I have the company of Tennessee,
ReplyDeleteAnother person's cat.
He calls around each morning for breakfast,
I'm very grateful for that.
It's no fun being alone.
That I can relate.
But blogging also cheers me no end,
I can most certainly state.
Yvonne.
Blog away
DeleteAnd the cheer can stay
Stay silver? As in grey hair? Who wants that?
ReplyDeleteThe glass is half full. I'm going to say that to someone today and see if they notice.
haha probably will just agree
DeleteNot noticing from thee
I would skip most everything but I would like the butter!
ReplyDeleteLick and go
DeleteTo and fro
Once again you’ve made me glad
ReplyDeleteThe dating pool is not my fad!
Good way to be
DeleteDating sucks at ones sea
beer daze folks need to learn how to spell nights
ReplyDeleteThat they do
DeleteMore too
These comment mashups always make me laugh.
ReplyDeleteFun to do
DeleteAfter a scary view
Stay gold, pony boy is from 'The Outsiders.'
ReplyDeleteGive the person points for a literary reference, even if it's a bit off.😂
Nah, the points you can give out
DeleteI'll make fun about
"Stay silver pony boy?" It's hard to figure out that one without seeing the entire dating ad, but it's an obvious reference to The Outsiders (either the movie or the book, or both). Only problem is, Ponyboy was told to "stay gold," in reference to a Robert Frost poem quoted in the novel.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I know. Nit-picking again.
haha you'd have a field day nit picking profiles
DeleteAll in different, yet wrong, styles
Actually I thought the be a fountain not a drain was pretty funny:)
ReplyDeleteBut the drain gets ride of crap
DeleteAcross the map
Don't really want a new mate
ReplyDeletestill got one here at my place
and if he goes first before me
then I'll be happy to just have it me and my face.
betty
Best to avoid indeed
DeleteScary at each feed
Sorry, I only have soy milk, so no date.
ReplyDeleteNone for you
DeleteUnless soy comes due
Most of those would make me look twice at someone...like they were weird.
ReplyDeleteThat they would
DeleteAs well they should
Cats don't care for me but dogs make me free.
ReplyDeleteDogs run about
DeleteGiving a barking shout
These people are just creepy
ReplyDeleteNap guy wants people who are sleepy
Another thinks it's dandy to to write a tell-all book
Why do I think he is a crook.
Thank Goodness I am out of this scene
I am happy and serene
Yep, creepy they are
DeleteRun away far
Dating sites are scary
Some are even rather hairy
orlin N cassie...frank lee we gotta givez paws up ta must love naps tho we take way mor N 3 ina 24/7 kinda day ☺☺♥♥
ReplyDeleteYeah, have to get them down
DeleteWay more naps in ones town
Cats are just the best at taking naps. At least they enjoy life. Have a great evening Pat.
ReplyDeleteThat they do
DeleteEnjoy through and through
Ha! Got milk AND a date?
ReplyDeleteFor one fat cow, that guy can't wait.
That they can't
DeleteA downward slant
I would rather nap and have a milky shake thank you ~ Enjoy your summer Pat ~
ReplyDeleteA better way
DeleteThere at your bay
I'm content and happy as can be.
ReplyDeleteFor I'm in God's hands, you see.
Stay there
DeleteBetter to beware
Stay silver? It's Gold, Pony Boy. Unless he likes second place, they hi ho silver away.
ReplyDeleteGot the tune too?
DeleteSing it at your zoo
CREEPY! Thank goodness I'm happily married.
ReplyDeleteWith none of these I would have tarried.
Yep, we avoid each one
DeleteDating sure isn't fun
A Brand New Mate Could Be Your Fate!
ReplyDeleteA wrong turn taken and you'll be late
Choices aplenty
Should be happy
Still looking for the right one instead
Hank
Right one is the way
DeleteNo settling at ones bay