There are many different things to do out there. Some have spare change to spare. Hmm is that redundant a bit? Bah, just ignore it. These titles you may want to seek. So give them a peek.
We're looking for you.
Come join our crew.
We are the best.
Better than the rest.
We require a Meat Wrapper.
Don't need to be a yapper.
Just wrap that meat.
Rinse and repeat.
We require a Dockside Observer.
Can even be a swerver.
Just observe and observe.
Quite the learning curve.
We require a Housekeeping Aid.
You can even trade.
Swap for a hearing aid.
You may even get paid.
We require a Decliner.
No need to deal with a whiner.
Just decline, decline, decline.
That is all that can align.
We require Body Repair.
Humans beware.
We are top notch.
We'll even fix your crotch.
We require a Bath Tutor.
You may have to neuter.
But we'll discuss that.
No. It won't always be a cat.
We require Photo Lab.
This job you can nab.
Or maybe give us one.
We are unclear on such fun.
We require a Pieceworker.
It may be a tear jerker.
Working with pieces.
The fun never ceases.
We require you.
Pauly Shore too.
Don't have a cow.
Join the remake of In The Army Now.
Don't you want to be one of those? What they are, who knows? Well actually I know a few, but I had to poke fun at my zoo. Can't even spell or put a satisfactory title up. That is a bit of a hiccup. I wonder how much a bath tutor gets paid. Maybe they take baths in trade? Knowing would probably give me gas, so I'll stay a ever so rhyming little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
Finding titles are more easy to find than actually writing.
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
Titles pop in
DeleteWith a spin
Titles are the hook
ReplyDeletefor come take a look
Those jobs could scare
I say all should beware
Beware they should
DeleteTitles hook or scare at any hood
Is a decliner a recliner in reverse?
ReplyDeleteGoing the wrong way
DeleteCould be at one's bay
I prefur a recliner instead of a decliner!
ReplyDeleteWould end up on the floor
DeleteDecline no more
I could use some body repair though.
ReplyDeleteMe too
DeleteQuite a bit at my zoo
never judge the book (or title) by its cover
ReplyDeleteUnless it is really bad
DeleteThen maybe judge a tad
Bath Tutor, hey. I wonder what the qualifications are for that job;)
ReplyDeleteNot sure I want to know
DeleteYou can give it a go though
Makes sanitation engineer sound pretty good!
ReplyDeleteThat it does indeed
DeleteThey get paid well too at their feed
I would like the job with the title
ReplyDeleteOfficial nap taker
that would be one I would enjoy doing
and with it would not be a faker.
betty
Would be fine by we
DeleteCan be done by all three
"Just wrap that meat."
ReplyDeleteThat line never works.
Sometimes they say "No way, my sweet."
Others say "Heck no, it hurts."
Got them too tight
DeleteNeed bigger for that special night
I've only watched one Pauly Shore movie, Pauly Shore is Dead. I actually liked it, and not for the obvious reason (the concept of his actually being dead). He and several other celebrities pretty much made fun of themselves, their reputations, their legal problems, etc. I like it when a celebrity is willing to make fun of himself or herself.
ReplyDeleteYeah, when they just have fun
DeleteIt can be a fine run
Never watched that one at my sea
Deadpool is great because making fun of himself comes to be
Happy beginning of the week, everyone!
ReplyDeleteSame to you
DeleteAt your zoo
A bath tutor? What does that mean? I think the titles are supposed to make the job seem a lot cooler than it is.
ReplyDeleteYeah, they are trying a bit
DeleteNot sure one would want to go near it
orlin N cassie....we dunno...dock side observation mite be fun....think oh all de fish ewe could see....then therz that hole gull thing....sew may bee knot !! :) ☺☺♥♥
ReplyDeleteThere are tons of gulls and geese
DeleteSo your fun may cease
Fun titles. Not sure I'd want any of those jobs.
ReplyDeleteThey would scare
DeleteApplier beware
Federal Booty Inspector
ReplyDeleteIsn't that terminal guys?
DeleteBefore the airplane flies
A Title that may Scare a Few
ReplyDeleteThere but just hidden from view
Some are absurd
Some are weird
May get at you out of the blue
Hank
That they may
DeleteRun far far away
Let me be clear. I'm not applying for any of those. Be my guest.
ReplyDeleteNot a one?
DeleteMight want to run
Photo labs have a hard time finding
ReplyDeleteEmployees capable of minding
Machinery now out of style
Now that phones capture every smile
That they do
DeleteFar and few
The jobs are certainly unique and funny Pat ~ Did anyone apply???
ReplyDeleteNot sure if they did
DeleteSure wouldn't get our bid
You may be looking, but you won't find me.
ReplyDeleteIn these job positions I don't want to be.
But what I'd give for a good cleaning service!
All this deep cleaning is making me more than nervous.
You want a maid
DeleteSo you can sit in the shade?
A bath tutor ?? oh cat really funny post :)
ReplyDeletexo
haha you never know
DeleteWhat types will show
Whatever happened to Pauly Shore? He was hot for like 5 minutes, then just fizzled into oblivion.
ReplyDeleteWent back to the farm?
DeleteSon in law caused harm?
A Bath Tutor? A Decliner? What is that?
ReplyDeleteAre those job titles picked out of a hat?
these jobs are better than working in a sewer
or shoveling shit..Oh what about a TV viewer?
That they surely might be
DeleteBlah to shit shoveler at any sea
I could use a housekeeping aid.
ReplyDeleteBut they always want to get paid.