What you looking at? You can't see me. I'm no rhyming cat. Let me be. Whoops, I rhymed. I guess I'm also well timed.
What you looking at? It's just some snow. I'm not an outside cat? Well you let me out, you know? Or was it you? Maybe it was a clone that came due. Or maybe you are just nuts. Go bug the mutts.
Attitude? Me? You'd have attitude too if some large hand kept brushing you after you just cleaned yourself for the 100th time. Why do humans get off on that anyway? Do you like to be stroked too? If so, why do you wear clothes? Oh the places this could go. But I'm too young for such things. Cry me a river, humans.
Talk to the foot. Isn't that just a dumb saying? You humans want them to go away and yet you say that. So you are signaling for them to keep talking. Of course they may know you want them to go away, but instead of just saying go away you tell them to talk more. Assbackwards humans.
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
No. Mutty, mutty, mutties.
Well that was boring. Now we're tired from standing. I guess we'll sleep here. While we are sleeping, you keep a look out, human. If things get interesting wake us up. Okay, you can tell us a story first. There once was a....(snoring)...how rude.
And down the winding road we go. Influences me? Anything and everything. Even wankers can influence me with their nonsense. Maybe not in a good way, but they still can. And if some aren't around anymore, they are still in your mind. The experiences and thoughts and what have you in your life will always influence writing to daily living. That's not even to say things and opinions won't change. The more you experience, the more you grow. Or the less of a naïve little shit you are. Take your pick which one you like better.
I am lucky enough that my mind is crazy enough to make up a story on anything. Could write every moment of every day and never get the ideas all down even if I live to be a 100. But who wants that? Diapers? No thanks. Unless I can get revenge on the poop machines and make them wipe my butt. Then 100 would be fine.
See? It helps to go astray sometimes too. Never know what can come due. Even a rhyme or two. Maybe three or a few. The rhymes will just flow in mass. Whether through Murphy, Milo, River, Meadow, or my little rhyming ass.
The IWSG asked the influencing question and away I went with it. Have any influences on you? Any for writing or other things in life? Can you just sit down and write?
Enjoy life, forget the strife.
The less of a naïve little... Now that made me chuckle. Some never learn though.
ReplyDeleteQuite a houseful of critters you have now.
haha this is true. There are many who never learn. Only 4 critters. So not all that bad.
DeleteWell, we talk to the hand here. It is a dumb saying, but does make me chuckle. The cats have quite the amusement park, don’t they?
ReplyDeleteyeah, dumb sayings can make one grin indeed. The cats have more things than I do. Not kidding lol
DeleteYour cats are just too cute! Love those ears.
ReplyDeleteCute and bad they can be haha
DeleteYour mind is your best influence, plus plenty of butts to keep track of too. Always fun writing, great pics, and your humor makes my day. Thanks. You are a good influence in blog world for bringing us cheer! Thanks
ReplyDeleteGood to bring cheer whether or not I be a rhyming rear lol
DeleteI think your influencers are just too furry and adorable. They give you an edge on creativity.
ReplyDeleteThey sure help on out indeed
DeleteWhat fun pictures, Pat, especially the one of River peeking out of the tunnel. I'm guessing that Murphy and Milo are the westies and not the twins. Have a great day, my friend!
ReplyDeleteThat the two are indeed. Be interesting names for kids though wouldn't it? haha
DeleteIt snowed heavily recently and my dog refused to go out.
ReplyDeleteI imagine my mom's cat would do the same
Some just like the snow while others don't.
DeleteInfluences are everywhere
ReplyDeletebut aren't always as suspect
as your striped kitty's stare.
Sometimes it just takes a glance
DeleteAnd away the mind shall dance
WOW, y'all just are the cutest, lots and lots of cute!
ReplyDeleteSure got that here haha
DeleteThe newest member is a cutie, haha about the brush...I had an Angora cat growing up and he loved to be brushed he would purr really loud. lol...
ReplyDeleteSome sure will let you brush them til your arm falls off.
DeleteIt's like your cats have a giant indoor playground. Boo for the snow.
ReplyDeleteThey sure have much to play with indeed
DeleteLOL, as always you entertain me. Loved the expression on the 2nd cat picture out in the snow, cause the cat looks truly disgusted. That's quite the cat tree you have, bet they really enjoy that. Like Susan above I say boooo to snow. I'm counting down til Spring. Let's hope this current forecasted storm doesn't happen as severely as is anticipated. Stay warm and safe.
ReplyDeleteSandy's Space Oh and to answer your question, no I can't just sit down and write.
Boo to snow in every way indeed. Just keeps on a coming. They sure enjoy the cat tree indeed.
DeleteI love the little black lass
ReplyDeleteeven if she's a little rhyming ass.
she must be new to your home...
better that than an evil gnome.
hope you did not get too much snow
tis the season so must go with the flow.
She is a new addition indeed
DeleteHere at our rhyming feed
Blah to the snow
Is what it is though
I love the road and tree's picture. I wish I had something like that to walk around with the dog. Loved the pictures. My dog doesn't like the snow either.
ReplyDeleteHave plenty such spots to walk around here like that, but then there are bears lol
DeleteI'm more influenced by those who don't call themselves influencers. Did you get a new kitty? I haven't seen that black one before. Might have to add it to the list of animals I plan to steal from you some day LOL!
ReplyDeleteYeah, I ignore dumbass influencers way more than others who aren't. haha guess you having been prowling that insta place lately.
DeleteAhhhhhhhhhhhhhh............leaves on trees. Come on, Spring!
ReplyDeletehaha if only, friggin snow
DeleteYou have the sassiest cats, which is great. I'm sure they never allow you to be bored.
ReplyDeleteAlways something to do at our zoo.
Deleteguyz...hope all iz well in de grate north....we haz been snowed under...wood ewe like it bak... coz it came frum yur way.....noe charge, free shippin ~~~ az much az ewe wood like :) heerz two happee healthee N all that jazz ♫♫♪♪♪♫♫♪♫♪:) ♥♥
ReplyDeleteYou can keep it all and have even more if you like. We don't want any of it.
DeleteLike you, it all comes from life experience. Who says talk to the foot? We all know it's talk to the hand! Someone has toes on the brain... hahaha
ReplyDeletehaha talk to the foot or the hand or whatever other appendage you want can be used. Life experience is what it comes from indeed.
DeleteIt's funny how sometimes a random comment can lead you to actually take a step down a path you'd considered taking but then done nothing with.
ReplyDeleteYep. That is sometimes all it takes indeed.
DeleteHow is it that every cat has his own attitude and can express it with those eyes? Dog are lovely, but don't have that "talent."
ReplyDeleteYeah, dogs seem to lack that talent. Cats can give it off with ease.
DeleteThat was quite the cat climbing thingy. And I loved how the dogs were watching. lol
ReplyDeleteDogs watch on. Sure can't jump that high lol
DeleteWell, I've certainly had a LOT of experiences, so I guess I'm not a naive little shit... but I may be a naive OLD shit. :)
ReplyDeleteWow, your cats have the very best play area evah! Very impressive.
lol well naïve old shit doesn't have the same ring as naïve little shit, so there's that.
DeleteThey have more things than I do haha