It's watching you. It sees everything you do. It's ready to take your wants and needs. Shhhh....you may have to do some creepy deeds.
Doesn't Woody just scream holiday cheer? Or for you to run away in fear? I actually saw some kids running away. Guess Woody didn't make their day.
Bah. He's sending his creepy doll army after us now. I guess we'll have to survive somehow.
Fake reindeer are in on the act too as they try to get hit in the street two by two.
Human, would you shut up already and throw the damn ball.
I would, but I seem to have something on my lap and your brother taking a nap.
Screw that. Throw it. Throw it. Throw the damn ball.
Fine. I'll let Woody scare them away.
It worked, but something else jumped into my lap. Hmmm what could this The Cove thing be. Oh, was it that earwigs crawl into your brain thing that Fundy Blue was talking about like a year and a half ago? Did it really go out there with everything and maybe connect to something else you wrote? Geez, so many questions.
Oh, stop talking and throw the stupid ball.
But I got a not so tiny human wanting me to write him a book. Mortal Terrors may be scarier than throwing the ball. I mean a soul sucker doesn't sound pleasant.
And now the other not so tiny human wants me to write him one too. Mortal Terrors 2 might be a booby trap though.
Fine. I'll throw my own ball while you write books for not so tiny humans and that Fundy Blue lady. What? You're not done with her? Thanks to her you are doing more stuff? I'll never get my ball thrown at this point. Annoying, humans.
That is right. As of this posting, thanks to the Fundy Blue lady egging him on, the human has stuck up 70 songs on Youtube that he wrote lyrics for. He then cheated and used AI to get them how he wanted them, but since he has no musical talent whatsoever, I think we can forgive him. He still has to throw the ball though.
80 more songs to put up too. They range through a few genres, as the human's mind never stops. If they hurt your ears, blame the Fundy Blue lady.
Any video below 3 mins is under Shorts, for any who are unaware. They can be found here:
There. Can you throw the stupid ball now?
No? You have to give a non-answer to a question first? Human, I'm so going to pee on your shoes.
December 3 question - As a writer, what was one of the coolest/best gifts you ever received?
Ummmmm....errrr....Murphy was right. Non-answer it is. Can't say I've received anything that sticks out. I'm not really a "thing" person anyway. When I say the animals have more things than I do, I'm not lying.
So there we have it. In case anyone was fearing that I haven't written anything, not sure who would fear that, I safely have shown that I still write away. Whether it be due to an idea from the Fundy Blue lady, the not so tiny humans, or just something that pops into my head about 140 times. That's how many songs I've gotten up to so far. Can only upload 10 a day, so I'll get them all uploaded at some point.
Anyway, how is your blogging and writing going? Trying your hand at anything new lately? Don't you want to go and tell the creepy tree what you want for Christmas?
That is all, so excuse me while I finally go throw the ball.
Enjoy life, forget the strife.