Time For a Favorite?

 

Your favorite is about to come on screen.

It's so good no one is there to see it.

Maybe it's a remake or obscene.

I guess we have to figure out this shit.

Greeeaaaaat! It's a remake of a reboot of a rebooted remake.

Oh no. It's a porn movie. No wonder you are there alone.

Wait. It's a movie where a drone magically vanishes into a crack in reality thanks to it being a spot where bodies are burned and their spirits go through the cracks to the other side. Damn. That was wordy.

Now it's the 3rd return of Dexter Morgan. Bay Harbor Butcher just can't beat a drought.

Nope. It's a dog walker movie. I'm sure that would be thrilling.

Dirt road into a cabin in the woods movie. Like that hasn't been done 1000 times. Spoiler alert. Many have sex. Many die.

Nope. It's a climate change documentary. Woweee. Now we're talking.

Which turns into a kid runs away movie and fights for survival in the wilderness against a pack of coyotes.

Ummm maybe kitty tunnel vision?

Grass attacks. After years of getting peed on, the grass wants payback. It's coming for us all.

Dogs and cats living together. Madness. They're black too. Start the crazy ass superstitions. Burn em at the stake movie. Yippeee.

Ummm errrr. Interspecies mingling between human and a blue bigfoot leaves their offspring unable to fit into either world.

It's an Escape from Alcatraz remake with children. They power their escape boat with farts.

Stuck on a deserted island movie has come due. No way off. Only two are there. Only one can survive.

Great. Another wildlife documentary. Mating habits of the Piping Plover. Back to porn we go.

Child boat thieves. Thrilling stuff.

Ummm a looks can be deceiving movie. I bet there are dinosaurs on the island.

Great. Death. Just want I want to see. Death.

A procedural. NCIS finally made it to the big screen.

Ummm another dinosaur island movie? Bird porn documentary? Child vs child for survival? No? Then what?

Earwigs burrowing into brains and controlling humans? Geez, and I thought the above ones were bad. Where did that idea come from? Some lady in Colorado?

October 1 question - What is the most favorite thing you have written, published or not? And why?

My favorite I guess would be my next one. I'm fond of most of my previous stuff, all for one reason or another, but I just keep looking ahead. Although I do like knowing I finished a nine book series. Something nice about having it complete. Although I have ides for three more. Shhh. Tell my brain to bug off and go back to finding bones in the river that were in a garbage bag and weighted down by rocks. Yeah. Nothing suspicious about that. Nope. Not one bit.

Been here, there, and everywhere at my sea. What about thee? Find any bones? Lose any drones? Get fake flashes at wrestling shows? Do any exploring with kiddos? We may have gotten in trouble, jumped off a bridge a few times, and did a few others things too. Shhhhh. Don't need to dwell on what things we do. Finish writing any books this year? My earwig one is almost done and here.

Hope all is well in blogland and you didn't find any bones buried in the sand. Unless you are a Colorado lady. She may like finding something shady. Who knows when next I'll come to pass, but I'll always be a little rhyming ass.

Enjoy life, forget the strife.