Can you tell I am miffed? Pat hasn't let me post in forever. So I had to find other ways to set loose my energy until he took the hint. What? I do this anyway? No. Never. Who told you that? Aren't you just glad to see the cat? What? You already saw me this morning? I guess you are one of our 10K followers over at the other place, huh? Yeah. We hang out there more these days. But....but...it is still Pat's fault. Don't forget that. See? I'm still mouthy too. Now on with it at our zoo.
#1 Stay in Place
Does this count? Is it even a thing? Such a foreign word. I guess being an "essential" worker kinda defies that, huh? Would you look at those woodtick pants? At least if he gets lost in the woods he won't be hard to find. Yeah, 8-10 hours a day out and about leaves little time for him to do much computer wise. I'll give him that. But it is still his fault.
#2 Face Mask Nutballs
No picture as we don't want to dirty our feed. Have you seen any? The ones who claim it is their freedom not to wear them even when a store mandates it? Then they fuss when the store won't let them in. Guess what? If it is your freedom not to wear it, it is also the stores freedom not to let you in. Do you whine when they say shoes and shirt is mandatory? Don't like it. Shop elsewhere. By the time your whining is through you could have been in and out.
#3 Growing Mutts
They are growing and holding their pee longer and they are growing to be less annoying to me too. Look at that? We are all in the same spot. I like one more than the other though, so far, just fyi.
#4 Digging Down Deep
When Pat does have free time look what he does? He goes and digs a hole with the poop machines at the giant litterbox. How rude is that? At least he could have taken me with so I could use it and show them what it is truly for.
#5 Crummy Cancer
Looks like old Cassie girl may be on her last legs too. Crummy cancer it most likely is. But she has been back and forth to the vet. Still hanging in there though. I'll give Pat a pass for this one.
#6 Babysitting Poop Machine Sitting
Would you believe he goes off and leaves me in charge of these two? If you do, you may want to get your head examined. What? Not subtle? Bah, when has the cat ever been subtle? But hey, if he wants to Poop Machine sit then they should be sitting, not lying down. I have to wake them up and make it official.
#7 Scam-a-thon
Do people have nothing better to do than sit at home and try to scam people even more now? Nope. Don't want your pills. Nope. Don't want your fortune. You think I'm hot? Why so are your fake pictures. Block!!! Click this link to see you? Click my furry ass. Block!!!!
#8 Tweet a Little Tweet
Why do people put so much stock in that crap? All it is these days is a "buy me buy me" or "let's fight over stupid shit" or "scam a lot" site. Is it even worth it to have anymore? Maybe with a few select followers but with what it has turned into, always was bad but seems worse now, seems like it has outpaced Farcebook for the cesspool award.
#9 My Little Rhyming Ass
As for me...I've been to the vet for a UTI, kidney stones, acid reflux, and an allergy attack. So maybe I wasn't around because of that? Pfffft nope. Still Pat's fault. All good here now though. Great Nanny even said that "that thing will never die." Can you believe she called me a thing? Me? The cute one there. No way do I hiss at her and swat her and puff my chest out when she runs away in fear. Nope. Not me. Never.
Sorry there isn't a ten just to bug a certain someone's ocd. And that is all from me. Anything strike a nerve? You all masked out? Got some flashy pants? Still enjoy Twitter? How are things around there lately? By there I mean here if it is there to here at your place. Don't get hung up on here or there and just go with it here and now. Blame the there on the singing bass and the here on my ever so snarky little rhyming ass.
Enjoy life, forget the strife.
