Time For A Tune Or 70!

 

It's watching you. It sees everything you do. It's ready to take your wants and needs. Shhhh....you may have to do some creepy deeds.

Doesn't Woody just scream holiday cheer? Or for you to run away in fear? I actually saw some kids running away. Guess Woody didn't make their day.

Bah. He's sending his creepy doll army after us now. I guess we'll have to survive somehow.

Fake reindeer are in on the act too as they try to get hit in the street two by two.

Human, would you shut up already and throw the damn ball.

I would, but I seem to have something on my lap and your brother taking a nap.

Screw that. Throw it. Throw it. Throw the damn ball.

Fine. I'll let Woody scare them away.

It worked, but something else jumped into my lap. Hmmm what could this The Cove thing be. Oh, was it that earwigs crawl into your brain thing that Fundy Blue was talking about like a year and a half ago? Did it really go out there with everything and maybe connect to something else you wrote? Geez, so many questions.

Oh, stop talking and throw the stupid ball.

But I got a not so tiny human wanting me to write him a book. Mortal Terrors may be scarier than throwing the ball. I mean a soul sucker doesn't sound pleasant.

And now the other not so tiny human wants me to write him one too. Mortal Terrors 2 might be a booby trap though.

Fine. I'll throw my own ball while you write books for not so tiny humans and that Fundy Blue lady. What? You're not done with her? Thanks to her you are doing more stuff? I'll never get my ball thrown at this point. Annoying, humans.

That is right. As of this posting, thanks to the Fundy Blue lady egging him on, the human has stuck up 70 songs on Youtube that he wrote lyrics for. He then cheated and used AI to get them how he wanted them, but since he has no musical talent whatsoever, I think we can forgive him. He still has to throw the ball though.

80 more songs to put up too. They range through a few genres, as the human's mind never stops. If they hurt your ears, blame the Fundy Blue lady.

Any video below 3 mins is under Shorts, for any who are unaware. They can be found here:

Odditie In The Bunch

There. Can you throw the stupid ball now?

No? You have to give a non-answer to a question first? Human, I'm so going to pee on your shoes.

December 3 question - As a writer, what was one of the coolest/best gifts you ever received?

Ummmmm....errrr....Murphy was right. Non-answer it is. Can't say I've received anything that sticks out. I'm not really a "thing" person anyway. When I say the animals have more things than I do, I'm not lying.

So there we have it. In case anyone was fearing that I haven't written anything, not sure who would fear that, I safely have shown that I still write away. Whether it be due to an idea from the Fundy Blue lady, the not so tiny humans, or just something that pops into my head about 140 times. That's how many songs I've gotten up to so far. Can only upload 10 a day, so I'll get them all uploaded at some point. 

Anyway, how is your blogging and writing going? Trying your hand at anything new lately? Don't you want to go and tell the creepy tree what you want for Christmas? 

That is all, so excuse me while I finally go throw the ball.

Enjoy life, forget the strife.

Time For a Favorite?

 

Your favorite is about to come on screen.

It's so good no one is there to see it.

Maybe it's a remake or obscene.

I guess we have to figure out this shit.

Greeeaaaaat! It's a remake of a reboot of a rebooted remake.

Oh no. It's a porn movie. No wonder you are there alone.

Wait. It's a movie where a drone magically vanishes into a crack in reality thanks to it being a spot where bodies are burned and their spirits go through the cracks to the other side. Damn. That was wordy.

Now it's the 3rd return of Dexter Morgan. Bay Harbor Butcher just can't beat a drought.

Nope. It's a dog walker movie. I'm sure that would be thrilling.

Dirt road into a cabin in the woods movie. Like that hasn't been done 1000 times. Spoiler alert. Many have sex. Many die.

Nope. It's a climate change documentary. Woweee. Now we're talking.

Which turns into a kid runs away movie and fights for survival in the wilderness against a pack of coyotes.

Ummm maybe kitty tunnel vision?

Grass attacks. After years of getting peed on, the grass wants payback. It's coming for us all.

Dogs and cats living together. Madness. They're black too. Start the crazy ass superstitions. Burn em at the stake movie. Yippeee.

Ummm errrr. Interspecies mingling between human and a blue bigfoot leaves their offspring unable to fit into either world.

It's an Escape from Alcatraz remake with children. They power their escape boat with farts.

Stuck on a deserted island movie has come due. No way off. Only two are there. Only one can survive.

Great. Another wildlife documentary. Mating habits of the Piping Plover. Back to porn we go.

Child boat thieves. Thrilling stuff.

Ummm a looks can be deceiving movie. I bet there are dinosaurs on the island.

Great. Death. Just want I want to see. Death.

A procedural. NCIS finally made it to the big screen.

Ummm another dinosaur island movie? Bird porn documentary? Child vs child for survival? No? Then what?

Earwigs burrowing into brains and controlling humans? Geez, and I thought the above ones were bad. Where did that idea come from? Some lady in Colorado?

October 1 question - What is the most favorite thing you have written, published or not? And why?

My favorite I guess would be my next one. I'm fond of most of my previous stuff, all for one reason or another, but I just keep looking ahead. Although I do like knowing I finished a nine book series. Something nice about having it complete. Although I have ides for three more. Shhh. Tell my brain to bug off and go back to finding bones in the river that were in a garbage bag and weighted down by rocks. Yeah. Nothing suspicious about that. Nope. Not one bit.

Been here, there, and everywhere at my sea. What about thee? Find any bones? Lose any drones? Get fake flashes at wrestling shows? Do any exploring with kiddos? We may have gotten in trouble, jumped off a bridge a few times, and did a few others things too. Shhhhh. Don't need to dwell on what things we do. Finish writing any books this year? My earwig one is almost done and here.

Hope all is well in blogland and you didn't find any bones buried in the sand. Unless you are a Colorado lady. She may like finding something shady. Who knows when next I'll come to pass, but I'll always be a little rhyming ass.

Enjoy life, forget the strife.