Time For a Favorite?

 

Your favorite is about to come on screen.

It's so good no one is there to see it.

Maybe it's a remake or obscene.

I guess we have to figure out this shit.

Greeeaaaaat! It's a remake of a reboot of a rebooted remake.

Oh no. It's a porn movie. No wonder you are there alone.

Wait. It's a movie where a drone magically vanishes into a crack in reality thanks to it being a spot where bodies are burned and their spirits go through the cracks to the other side. Damn. That was wordy.

Now it's the 3rd return of Dexter Morgan. Bay Harbor Butcher just can't beat a drought.

Nope. It's a dog walker movie. I'm sure that would be thrilling.

Dirt road into a cabin in the woods movie. Like that hasn't been done 1000 times. Spoiler alert. Many have sex. Many die.

Nope. It's a climate change documentary. Woweee. Now we're talking.

Which turns into a kid runs away movie and fights for survival in the wilderness against a pack of coyotes.

Ummm maybe kitty tunnel vision?

Grass attacks. After years of getting peed on, the grass wants payback. It's coming for us all.

Dogs and cats living together. Madness. They're black too. Start the crazy ass superstitions. Burn em at the stake movie. Yippeee.

Ummm errrr. Interspecies mingling between human and a blue bigfoot leaves their offspring unable to fit into either world.

It's an Escape from Alcatraz remake with children. They power their escape boat with farts.

Stuck on a deserted island movie has come due. No way off. Only two are there. Only one can survive.

Great. Another wildlife documentary. Mating habits of the Piping Plover. Back to porn we go.

Child boat thieves. Thrilling stuff.

Ummm a looks can be deceiving movie. I bet there are dinosaurs on the island.

Great. Death. Just want I want to see. Death.

A procedural. NCIS finally made it to the big screen.

Ummm another dinosaur island movie? Bird porn documentary? Child vs child for survival? No? Then what?

Earwigs burrowing into brains and controlling humans? Geez, and I thought the above ones were bad. Where did that idea come from? Some lady in Colorado?

October 1 question - What is the most favorite thing you have written, published or not? And why?

My favorite I guess would be my next one. I'm fond of most of my previous stuff, all for one reason or another, but I just keep looking ahead. Although I do like knowing I finished a nine book series. Something nice about having it complete. Although I have ides for three more. Shhh. Tell my brain to bug off and go back to finding bones in the river that were in a garbage bag and weighted down by rocks. Yeah. Nothing suspicious about that. Nope. Not one bit.

Been here, there, and everywhere at my sea. What about thee? Find any bones? Lose any drones? Get fake flashes at wrestling shows? Do any exploring with kiddos? We may have gotten in trouble, jumped off a bridge a few times, and did a few others things too. Shhhhh. Don't need to dwell on what things we do. Finish writing any books this year? My earwig one is almost done and here.

Hope all is well in blogland and you didn't find any bones buried in the sand. Unless you are a Colorado lady. She may like finding something shady. Who knows when next I'll come to pass, but I'll always be a little rhyming ass.

Enjoy life, forget the strife.

A Genre Here. A Genre There

Is that you I see blogland? Geez, it has been a while as we go down the roller coaster of life. The human was far more consistent with my ancestor kitties. I guess we just aren't as fun. Or the human may have found a life with tiny humans and mutts. I'll leave that for you to decide while I go back to watching wildlife.

Where did this fella come from? Get me out of here. That thing probably has poop as big as me.

Whoa. We've ended up in some Shining rip off. Do I really want to creep down these antique halls?

Guess not. Now I have to deal with bears. I thought it was lions, tigers, and bears. Not giraffes and bears.

Hmmm. I may want to rethink my getaway vehicle. That old Charger has sure lost its charge. The electric fence hasn't though. A certain tiny human touched it to find out.

Look at that. The open road. Finally. Freedom. I'm getting the heck back home.

Yeah. I'm heading to the roof. Much safer up there. This blog stuff I'll leave to rhyming cats. I'm not cut out for bears, giraffes, and old hallways.

Kitty sure is a whiner. I think they'd call that a chicken shit. That stuff tastes good. What? The chickens? Them too. Wait. I still got some on my nose.

How was that for a rabbit hole? Did it go deep enough? Maybe not, but it went here, there, and everywhere. Besides, the well above isn't that deep. No need to call Lassie if you fall in.

Did you think the cat was dead? At least you put up a nice cross for me. Could have done a little whipper snipping first though.

Who cares if we are far away? You could hope a boat. 

Or caught me at the above spot.

If you can catch a roller coaster that is. You may fail at that, but I'd enjoy watching you try. Also...seeeee? When I say life has been a roller coaster, I mean it literally.

Until next time, just keep on a moving those legs.

Did you think I'd just hop here and there randomly? It could be a safe bet, but not this time. The IWSG wanted to know:

Is there a genre you haven't tried writing in yet that you really want to try? If so, do you plan on trying it?

Can't say that there is because whenever I wanted to try it, I just tried it. Not saying it was always the best, but it got done. I actually released two new ones this year. One was kinda a mix of what I've done before and another was a new genre for me.

My nephew asked me to write the first for him, and the second was more of something I did for myself. I got them done between writing other stuff, visiting Trump land, going this way and that with the not so tiny humans, and a few other things that I've taken on.

So no plans for me. I just do it and keep on a kicking. Hopefully all the while avoiding giraffes, bears, wells, and the need for a cross.

Getting any writing done? Still a blogging away? Anything new in your zoo? Did you buy a zoo? Now that would be neat of you. Yes. I can still rhyme with ease whenever I please. With or without fleas. See? I don't freeze. I do however pass gas. It just comes right out my little rhyming ass.

See you soon. Maybe some day at noon.